PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR ME!
Follow me and you’ll be on the list of awesomesauce people.
I secretly want all my friends to be like OMG WHY DOES ERIN HAVE LIKE 3 MILLION FOLLOWERS?
If I get like 50+ followers, I’ll give away something.
Got my psychology test results in the mail today.
Turns out I have “mild ocd” and I display “numerous qualities of antisocial personality disorder,” making me a “well-functioning sociopath.”